sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

(via senpai-doesnt-give-a-fuck)

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

(Source: idonthaveaboner, via nerdyhootowlsuperwholockavenger)

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

(via liiampaine)

backseatmarinade:

I basically bought this so I could make a joke about my username.

hotsuburbandad:

Don’t let Tumblr make you believe:

  • that planet earth
  • turns
  • slowly
  • it’s hard to say that i’d rather stay
  • awake when i’m asleep
  • but everything is never as it seems
  • when i fall asleep

(via adamyoungisinthetardis)

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because when I say I don’t want kids, I’m told that “I’d be defeating my only purpose.
bewbin:

i win 
thisiselliz:

y’all in the past, this is the future
Anonymous said: can i c ur nudes

bobbyhorin:

this is kinda old 

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